GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And